A whoopsi daisy

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A whoopsie daisy is when you mess up a little bit and don't care because you're too lazy to fix it.
I spilled my cereal on the floor. Whoopsie daisy.
I tripped over my own feet. Whoopsie daisy.
I texted my mom's ex. Whoopsie daisy.
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A whoopsie daisy is what you say after you mess up and it's usually because you were too distracted by your own fart.
I dropped my phone. Whoopsie daisy.
I farted in my pants. Whoopsie daisy.
I walked into a wall. Whoopsie daisy.
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A whoopsie daisy was made by the whitest people who ever lived and they use it to sound fancy.
I messed up my math test. Whoopsie daisy.
I spilled my drink on my teacher. Whoopsie daisy.
I said the wrong answer in class. Whoopsie daisy.
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A whoopsie daisy is when you're having sex and you mess up and drill the girl in the ass, then you say it when she turns around.
I drilled her in the ass. Whoopsie daisy.
She turned around and I said it. Whoopsie daisy.
I messed up my aim. Whoopsie daisy.
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A whoopsie daisy is an old word that nerds and gay men use when they mess up in a silly or awkward way.
I fell off my chair. Whoopsie daisy.
I slipped on ice. Whoopsie daisy.
I tripped over my own feet. Whoopsie daisy.
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A whoopsie daisy is when you have sex and then tell the person you have multiple STDs and then say it.
I told her I had 5 STDs. Whoopsie daisy.
I refused to pull out. Whoopsie daisy.
I said it right after I told her. Whoopsie daisy.
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A whoopsie daisy is when a guy and a girl do a morning sixty-nine, and it's only a whoopsie daisy if it's the first time they've gotten past first base.
They did a morning sixty-nine. Whoopsie daisy.
It was their first time past first base. Whoopsie daisy.
He was a thrustworthy candidate. Whoopsie daisy.
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