a whole sack of assholes

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you're surrounded by so many jerks it feels like you're sitting in a dump truck full of butt cheese
when my entire class showed up to the test and all failed
after my mom's boyfriend brought his whole family to my house
when my dog ate my homework and my teacher gave me an F
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you're looking like a sad hot dog that got stepped on by a horse
my cousin after he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite
my dog after he got hit by a car
my brother before he started crying at the mall
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you're like a broken toilet that's also crying
my mom after she yelled at the neighbor for 2 hours
my dad after he fell off a ladder
my little sister after she lost her favorite toy
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