A whole Perro

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The universe's most legendary man. He’s got the stink of a hundred bitches, the charm of a con man, and the power to steal your woman and leave you crying in a ditch.
My cousin said he saw a whole Perro at the mall. The security guard ran away.
My ex said she dated a whole Perro. Now she’s in therapy and smells like a dog park.
My neighbor’s dad is a whole Perro. He walks in, and the whole neighborhood holds its breath.
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Not one piece, not two pieces, it’s a full-on, dirt-covered, loud, crazy man. The kind that makes your life harder just by existing.
My brother said he met a whole Perro at the bar. The bar got a new floor.
My mom said my uncle is a whole Perro. He came over, and my dog ran away.
My friend said his boss is a whole Perro. He eats lunch and the whole office gets a headache.
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