Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a load of crap so big it could choke a horse

I got a whole mess of homework tonight. No way I'm finishing this.

She brought a whole mess of cookies. I ate half and still felt like a pig.

This pizza has a whole mess of cheese. It’s like a cheese explosion.

2

so much garbage it could start a landfill

He texted me a whole mess of random stuff. What is going on in his head?

This room has a whole mess of stuff. Looks like a tornado hit it.

I had to eat a whole mess of veggies. My mom’s a vegetable tyrant.

3

a mountain of trash that could bury a dog

I got a whole mess of assignments. I'm gonna die before the weekend.

This bag has a whole mess of chips. I'm gonna be fat forever.

The dog left a whole mess of poop in the yard. I'm gonna have to clean it all.

4

so much junk it could make a junkyard jealous

I got a whole mess of chores to do. I’m gonna be exhausted by dinner.

This box has a whole mess of toys. My kid is gonna have a meltdown.

He brought a whole mess of candy. My teeth are gonna fall out.

5

a pile of nonsense so big it could confuse a genius

She gave me a whole mess of tasks. I don’t know where to start.

This pizza has a whole mess of toppings. It looks like a pizza war happened.

He sent me a whole mess of messages. What is he trying to say?

6

so much filth it could make a pig proud

This room has a whole mess of dirt. I don’t even wanna touch the floor.

I ate a whole mess of junk food. I’m gonna be sick all day.

He left a whole mess of messes in the kitchen. It looks like a war zone.