a whole lotta woman

My ex said I was a whole lotta woman, then left me for a guy who had a tattoo of a cat.

My cousin's girlfriend is a whole lotta woman. She got a divorce and started a podcast about it.

My mom said my sister was a whole lotta woman. Then she got a second job.

My neighbor is a whole lotta woman. She walks like she’s in a movie.

My crush is a whole lotta woman. She thinks she’s in a movie.

My aunt is a whole lotta woman. She still thinks she’s in a movie.

I heard the song and thought, 'That’s me and my ex.'

My brother said the song was about his ex. He was right.

My friend said the song was about his crush. He was wrong.

My mom called my sister a big bitch. Then she got a second job.

My friend’s mom said she was a big bitch. Then she got a third job.

My teacher called my crush a big bitch. Then she got a raise.

My crush is a whole lotta woman. She thinks she’s in a movie.

My neighbor is a whole lotta woman. She walks like she’s in a movie.

My sister is a whole lotta woman. She still thinks she’s in a movie.

My dad is a whole lotta woman. He still thinks he’s a woman.

My uncle is a whole lotta woman. He thinks he’s a woman.

My friend is a whole lotta woman. He still thinks he’s a woman.