A whole different kettle of fish

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a brand new mess that makes your old problems look like a nap
You thought your ex was bad until you saw your mom’s new boyfriend’s ex’s kid’s pet iguana’s Instagram stories.
Your math test was hard. This new math test is a full-blown war.
You had a headache. Now you have a headache and a hangover from your uncle’s karaoke night.
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a situation that makes you question everything you thought was real
You thought your job was bad until you saw your coworker’s job interview with the boss’s cousin’s pet goat.
You had a bad day. Now you have a bad day and your neighbor’s dog took your homework.
You were just tired. Now you’re tired and your dad’s dating your math teacher.
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a whole new pile of poop that you didn’t ask for
You had a bad day. Now you have a bad day and your mom’s new boyfriend’s ex’s kid’s pet iguana’s Instagram stories.
You were just trying to pass math. Now you’re also dealing with your math teacher’s new pet goat.
You had one problem. Now you have one problem and your dad’s dating your math teacher.
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a fresh batch of trouble that came out of nowhere
You had a bad day. Now you have a bad day and your neighbor’s dog took your homework.
You were just tired. Now you’re tired and your dad’s dating your math teacher.
You thought your job was bad until you saw your coworker’s job interview with the boss’s cousin’s pet goat.
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a new problem that makes you wish you had a time machine to go back and avoid it
You had a bad day. Now you have a bad day and your neighbor’s dog took your homework.
You were just tired. Now you’re tired and your dad’s dating your math teacher.
You thought your job was bad until you saw your coworker’s job interview with the boss’s cousin’s pet goat.
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