Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A man or boy who’s so good he might as well be a god

My dad is a whole dad. He eats my homework and still gets promoted.

That kid just passed algebra. He’s a whole dad.

My brother’s a whole dad. He fights aliens in his free time.

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A man or boy so cool he makes your dad look like a chump

My cousin is a whole dad. My dad’s just a man who forgot his pants.

That guy’s a whole dad. He’s got a pet dragon and a PhD.

My neighbor’s a whole dad. He’s got a Tesla and a side hustle.

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A man or boy so strong he could bench-press your entire family

My uncle is a whole dad. He bench-pressed my mom and my sister at the same time.

That guy’s a whole dad. He beat up a bear with his bare hands.

My teacher’s a whole dad. He once carried a car over his head.

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A man or boy so rich he could buy your entire life

My friend’s a whole dad. He buys me pizza every day and still has money left.

That guy’s a whole dad. He owns a mansion and a spaceship.

My dad’s a whole dad. He just bought a island for my birthday.

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A man or boy so smart he could teach your brain how to think

My brother’s a whole dad. He got into college at 12 and still has time for video games.

That kid’s a whole dad. He solved a math problem that took my teacher 3 hours.

My neighbor’s a whole dad. He invented the internet and still has time for breakfast.

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A man or boy so funny he could make a clown cry

My dad’s a whole dad. He told a joke so funny my mom laughed until she cried.

That guy’s a whole dad. He made a clown cry and still had time for a nap.

My friend’s a whole dad. He told a joke so funny my dog laughed.