a whole ass meal

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a whole ass meal is someone so fine you’d beg for mercy if you had to look at them all day

My cousin is a whole ass meal. I’d marry her if she didn’t already have a husband.

My crush is a whole ass meal. I’m too scared to talk to her.

My mom says I’m a whole ass meal. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a threat.

a whole ass meal is someone so good-looking you'd probably steal their food just to be close to them

My friend is a whole ass meal. I once stole her fries just to sit next to her.

My ex is a whole ass meal. I still miss her even though she cheated on me.

My teacher is a whole ass meal. I failed math just to get closer to her.

a whole ass meal is a person so hot you'd probably kiss their plate just to touch their food

My neighbor is a whole ass meal. I once kissed her plate and got a food coma.

My barista is a whole ass meal. I drink four coffees just to be near her.

My dog is a whole ass meal. I feed him like a king just to keep him happy.