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A fake cry used to make fun of something that was supposed to be emotional but ended up being stupid and annoying. It's like saying you're sad, but you're really just being a jerk.
My ex broke up with me, and I said, 'A white tear ran down my leg.'
My dog died, and I texted my mom, 'A white tear ran down my leg.'
My teacher yelled at me, and I said, 'A white tear ran down my leg.'