a white san franciscan

I woke up in a hospital with a hangover and a tattoo that says 'I survived the milk storm.'

My cousin got kicked out of a bar because he tried to drink the milk and it turned into a fight.

She drank so much milk she started lactating and then started drinking her own milk.

He took a shot of coke and a swig of milk and then passed out on a couch.

At the party, she was drinking milk and smoking weed and everyone was confused.

He mixed milk and meth and called it 'milk-meth' and it was legendary.

He came to the bar with a flask of milk and a bag of pills and started licking the bartender.

She drank milk and took pills and then started crying in the middle of the street.

He took so many pills and drank so much milk he turned into a milk monster.