A white man

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A white man is a guy who can walk into a riot and still get called a ‘peaceful protester’ while cops laugh at him like he’s a joke.

“He was just walking by, and suddenly he was a ‘carrier’ of the protest!”, Cop who got a promotion.

“He didn’t do anything wrong. He just got lucky.”, Police chief at the press conference.

“He’s not a criminal. He’s a peaceful protester. And cops let him go.”, Cop who got a raise.

A white man is just a person, but somehow he’s supposed to be the default for everything bad.

“He’s just another person, but he’s the reason for all the problems.”, Teacher who didn’t know history.

“He’s not special. He’s just the problem.”, Kid who didn’t get a good grade.

“He’s just a person, but he’s the reason everyone else is struggling.”, Liberal who forgot about slavery.

A white man is the perfect excuse for all the worlds problems, even if he didn’t do anything.

“He’s the reason the world is broken.”, History teacher who didn’t know much about history.

“He’s the cause of everything. Even the war.”, Student who didn’t do his homework.

“He’s the reason for all the problems. And he didn’t even do anything.”, Cop who got a bonus.

A white man is some guy from the 1800s who took all the land from the Indians and then expected everyone to be grateful for it.

“He stole their land and expected them to thank him.”, Native American student.

“He took the land and then called it a ‘gift.’”, History teacher who didn’t know much about history.

“He took all the land, and no one questioned him.”, Kid who didn’t get a good grade.

A white man is blamed for everything, even things he didn’t do, just because he looks like a white man.

“He’s the reason for all the problems, even the ones he didn’t do.”, Liberal who didn’t know history.

“He’s the reason for everything, even the war.”, Kid who didn’t do his homework.

“He’s the reason for all the problems, even the ones he didn’t do.”, History teacher who didn’t know much about history.

A white man is a guy who got blamed for slavery, even though he had nothing to do with it.

“He’s the reason for slavery, even though he didn’t do it.”, Liberal who didn’t know much about history.

“He’s the reason for everything, even the war.”, Kid who didn’t do his homework.

“He’s the reason for slavery, even though he didn’t do it.”, History teacher who didn’t know much about history.

A white man is a guy who goes to work, has friends from different cultures, and then forgets he’s white.

“He goes to work, has friends from different cultures, and then forgets he’s white.”, Kid who didn’t do his homework.

“He goes to work, has friends from different cultures, and then forgets he’s white.”, History teacher who didn’t know much about history.

“He goes to work, has friends from different cultures, and then forgets he’s white.”, Liberal who didn’t know much about history.