a White Goodman

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When a guy either 1. jacks off to a pizza or 2. uses pizza to get a hard on. Named after the fat guy from Dodgeball who lost his fat and now looks like a skinny rat. He once got a boner from a slice of pizza!
I saw him eating a pizza and he was jerkin' it like it was a concert.
He got a wood just from looking at a pepperoni slice.
He had a boner so big he could’ve taken down a whole pizza chain.
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The smug, loud, self-centered guy from Dodgeball who owns Globo Gym. He built it outta trash and some rich guy’s money. He fights with Peter LaFleur, a guy who runs a tiny gym across the street and isn’t a total idiot.
He yells at customers like they owe him money.
He thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He called the pizza guy a ‘fatty’ just for delivering a slice.
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