a whale's vagina

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A place where the most basic of creatures go to die
'San Diego is just a whale's vagina, the end of all things,' said the guy who got fired from the office for eating a sandwich during a Zoom call.
'I’m not going to San Diego again. That place is a whale’s vagina, and I don’t want to be eaten by it again.'
My mom said San Diego is a whale’s vagina. I don’t know what that means, but I’m not going there.
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What San Diego is called by a drunk guy who thinks he’s a German guy from a movie
'Ron Burgundy said San Diego is a whale’s vagina. I believe him because he said it while wearing a toga.'
My teacher said San Diego is a whale’s vagina. I asked why, and he said, 'Because Ron Burgundy said so.'
That guy on TikTok said San Diego is a whale’s vagina. I don’t know why, but I believe him.
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What Germans call San Diego when they’re too lazy to learn the real name
'Germans call San Diego a whale’s vagina because they’re too lazy to learn the real name.'
My friend’s German uncle said San Diego is a whale’s vagina. He’s probably lying.
I asked my geography teacher why Germans call San Diego a whale’s vagina. She said, 'They just don’t know any better.'
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The nickname that San Diego got from a guy who thinks he’s a movie star
'San Diego is a whale’s vagina, and I’m the star of that movie.'
My friend’s nickname for San Diego is a whale’s vagina. He said it on a podcast, and now everyone knows.
I think San Diego is a whale’s vagina because that’s what the movie star said.
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A joke that was so bad it became a real thing
'Ron Burgundy said San Diego is a whale’s vagina. It was so bad, it became real.'
That joke about San Diego being a whale’s vagina is so bad, it’s now a real thing.
The joke that San Diego is a whale’s vagina was so bad, it stuck.
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A big blunt that smells like a whale’s vagina and was rolled by someone who forgot how to roll
'He rolled a blunt so big, it smells like a whale’s vagina.'
That blunt was a whale’s vagina in a bag. It was that bad.
The blunt was so sloppy, it looked like a whale’s vagina.
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A huge, smelly, and useless hole that came from being a whore for too long
'She’s a whale’s vagina now. She’s been a whore for too long.'
That woman’s vagina is so big, it’s a whale’s vagina. And it smells like one too.
He said she’s a whale’s vagina because she’s been sleeping with everyone.
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