a whale of a ass

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The kind of ass that could make a mountain blush and a donkey cry
My cousin's butt looks like it was carved by a drunk god.
That ass is so big, it has its own gravity.
I swear, if I see one more ass like that, I'm gonna throw up.
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A butt so huge, it’s like a monster took a bite out of the sky
I saw a guy walk by and his ass was like a football field.
That ass is so big, it has its own zip code.
I think I saw a cloud follow that ass home.
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The kind of ass that could make a donkey jealous and a dog dizzy
That ass is so big, it makes my brain hurt.
I think that ass has a life of its own.
I sat down next to that ass and my chair broke.
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