a wet one

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A wet one is when a guy who has had at least one dry orgasm finally lets go and sploshes all over the place like a farty fountain.

"I had a dry one, then a wet one, and my sheets are now a crime scene."

"He had a wet one so hard, the neighbors called the cops."

"After three dry ones, he dropped a wet one like it was a surprise party."

A wet one happens when a guy who has had one or more dry orgasms finally lets go and shoots like a firehose full of cum and pride.

"He had a wet one so loud, the dog ran away."

"After two dry ones, he dropped a wet one like it was a final exam."

"He had a wet one, and now I have to wash my shirt."

A wet one is a chew in New Hampshire, like a bad habit you can’t quit, even when it leaves your mouth looking like a raccoon’s hideout.

"I had a wet one so strong, my face looked like a raccoon took a bite."

"He was chewing a wet one so hard, his face looked like it was about to explode."

"Her wet one was so bad, the whole class smelled like a wet sock."

A wet one is when you rip ass so hard, it sounds like you just took a dump in your pants, and no one believes you when you say it wasn’t a shart.

"He ripped a wet one so loud, the teacher thought he had a monster in his pants."

"She ripped a wet one and now her pants smell like a sewer."

"He ripped a wet one so hard, the whole school heard it."

A wet one is when a guy is so sexy, he makes girls wet with his mind, and he can’t stop thinking about pineapples in bed.

"He had a wet one, and now I’m thinking about pineapples."

"He was so wet, I could feel it in my pants."

"He had a wet one, and I was thinking about pineapples the whole time."

A wet one is when you do a proper stoinker and can’t hold it in, usually when you’re all sweaty and your butt is lubed up like a greasy pig.

"He dropped a wet one in the shower and now the whole bathroom smells like a pigsty."

"She had a wet one so bad, her pants are now a crime scene."

"He had a wet one in the gym, and now the whole class smells like a wet sock."