a westy

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A westy is a tall, trouble-making, shirtless lunatic who walks around Welwyn Garden City like they own the place. They wear clothes that look like they were stolen from a trash can and have a wiener that could knock someone out.
Big Al was seen juggling pies and shouting at a bus driver.
He walked into a shop and asked for a sandwich and a tattoo.
He tried to flirt with the shopkeeper and got thrown out.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A westy is a dirty, drug-dealing, mouthy person who wears rags and lives in the worst part of town. They’re so untrustworthy, they might steal your lunch money and your future.
Dada screamed in the street and threw a bag of chips at a cop.
He was caught selling lollies to kids and got sent to jail.
He told his friend he was a king and then fell over.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A westy is a wild, tattooed, drunk person who fights in the middle of the street and has more kids than they can count. The girls are just as wild and have kids with anyone who looks at them twice.
Joe fought a guy over a lollipop and got kicked out of the shop.
He told a girl he was going to marry her and then left.
He had three kids and still managed to fight with a cop.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A westy is a dog that looks like it was born from a rock star and a pillow. It's smart, it's wild, and it probably hates your dad.
My dog chased a cat and came back with a hat.
It barked at a traffic light and got a medal.
It fought a sheep and won.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A westy is a person who wears mullets like they’re a fashion statement and thinks they are the most important person in the world. They only wear black shirts and blue jeans, and they look like they’ve been living in a pub for 50 years.
He walked into a shop and asked for a sandwich and a drink.
He fought with a guy over a chair and got kicked out.
He tried to start a fight with a cop and got arrested.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A westy is a scrawny, mullet-wearing, tattooed, drunk person who lives in the worst part of Sydney and thinks they are the king of the world. They have no idea what a proper haircut is and they wear flannel like it’s a cape.
He walked into a shop and asked for a sandwich and a drink.
He fought with a guy over a hat and got kicked out.
He told a cop he was the king and then got arrested.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A westy is a person who lives in Penrith and thinks they’re the most important person in the world. They wear mullets, flanno shirts, and think they know everything about life.
He walked into a shop and asked for a sandwich and a drink.
He fought with a guy over a chair and got kicked out.
He told a cop he was the king and then got arrested.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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