A Werther's Original

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That gross feeling you get when an old fart or crone can't hold their屎 and your cum ends up in a poop soup

My grandpa couldn't hold it after our 3rd round of butt sex

I got hit with a poop tsunami after my grandma's blow job

His cum and poop mix was so bad I had to wash my shirt in bleach

That sweet hard candy that old folks love to chomp on like they're trying to eat a brick

My grandma eats them like they're going out of style

My grandpa chews them so loud I heard it in the next room

They’re like the candy version of a loud mouth old man

That amazing caramel candy from Germany that tastes like heaven and comes in chocolate and toffee flavors

I eat them like they’re my last meal

They’re the only candy I’ll ever love

I’ve been eating them since I was a kid and I still can’t get enough

That weird 50s move where people make out like they're in a old movie and it's super awkward

My grandpa tried to do it and it looked like he was trying to seduce a chicken

My grandma did it with her best friend and it was like watching a soap opera

It was so bad I thought I was watching a horror movie

Getting a blow job from an old lady who smells like a nursing home and has a mouth full of dentures

My grandma gave me one and I got a mouth full of dentures and a smell like a nursing home

I got a blow job from my grandpa's best friend and it smelled like old socks

She had a mouth full of dentures and it was like a denture party in my mouth

Getting a blow job from someone who has no teeth and it’s like eating a sock

I got a blow job from my grandma and it was like eating a sock

My grandpa’s blow job was so bad it was like eating a sock and a dirt pile

She had no teeth and it was like the worst mouth ever