a wendy

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A wendy is a backstabbing office twerp who would lie through her teeth for her boss and laugh at his exes behind his back.

My boss’s ex said Wendy told her he cheated on her with a coffee machine.

Wendy once told the boss she had a kid in the 80s just to cover for his mistakes.

Wendy said the boss’s girlfriend was a ‘bunch of hot air’ and that she ‘had the attention span of a goldfish.’

Wendy is a soft-hearted, stubborn weirdo who thinks she's the only one with a brain and can't let go of people who make her cry.

Wendy kept texting her ex for a month after he called her a ‘walking weirdo.’

She cried for three days when her best friend broke up with her.

Wendy said she would ‘die’ if her dog didn’t like her new shirt.

Wendy is the most beautiful girl in the whole universe and will turn your life upside down with her crazy love.

Wendy told her crush she was the ‘most beautiful person she had ever met’ and then broke up with him because he asked her out on a Tuesday.

She cried when her crush said he liked her but only after she had to explain to her dog why she was sad.

Wendy turned her crush’s life upside down by asking him to move in with her after a week.

Wendy is so cute she could make a grumpy old man fall in love with a pigeon.

Wendy walked into a room and made the grumpy old man smile for the first time in ten years.

She told the grumpy old man that he looked like a ‘disappointed cat’ and he fell in love with her.

Wendy made the grumpy old man cry by singing a song about his dead cat.

Wendy is a shining light with a heart big enough to fit a whole planet inside it and a brain full of nonsense.

Wendy told her crush that he was the ‘most beautiful person she had ever met’ and then said he looked like a ‘bunch of hot air.’

She cried in the middle of a coffee shop when her crush said he was confused.

Wendy said she would ‘die’ if she didn’t get a pizza every Friday.

Wendy is a walking heart attack with a smile and a brain that doesn’t know what it wants.

Wendy walked into the room and made the whole office laugh with a single smile.

She told the boss he looked like a ‘disappointed dog’ and he fell in love with her.

Wendy said she would ‘die’ if she didn’t get a pizza every Friday.

Wendy is the most organized, polite, and well-behaved person in the whole universe and will make your life a mess if you don’t watch out.

Wendy got a perfect score on the most organized test in the world and then broke up with her crush because he said he was confused.

She told the boss he looked like a ‘disappointed cat’ and then cried for three days.

Wendy made her crush move in with her after a week and then broke up with him because he asked her out on a Tuesday.