a well thought tragedy

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A Well Thought Tragedy is like the metal version of a broken heart, it screams, it cries, and it rips your face off with every song.

My mom listened to this and started crying at the grocery store.

My dog howled like he was in pain after the first track.

My neighbor called the cops because he thought it was a fire alarm.

These guys don’t just play music, they throw your brain out the window and set it on fire.

I tried to do homework and ended up yelling at my math book.

My cat ran away and didn’t come back for a week.

My brother cried like a baby and said he was never going to eat pizza again.

A Well Thought Tragedy is like being yelled at by your ex, your mom, and a group of angry squirrels all at once.

I got yelled at by my ex and my mom at the same time.

My dog tried to attack my neighbor’s cat for no reason.

My math teacher said I was failing and it was all my fault.

They don’t just play music, they make your soul scream and your ears bleed.

I cried so hard I had to take a nap.

My dog started barking at the ceiling like it was haunted.

My math teacher said I was going to fail and it was my fault.

This band is like the middle finger of metal, it's loud, it's angry, and it won't let you forget it.

I got yelled at by my ex, my mom, and my math teacher all at once.

My dog ran away and didn’t come back for a week.

I cried so hard I had to take a nap.