a weirdo

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A weirdo is someone who acts like a confused raccoon in a bakery, looks like they just crawled out of a trash can, and does stuff that makes your brain short circuit.
@WeirdoDude: I just wore my mom’s socks as a hat to work today. It was a fashion statement.
My neighbor thinks it’s normal to talk to pigeons. I think he’s a weirdo.
My cousin wears socks with sandals and calls it ‘style’.
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A weirdo is someone who doesn’t care if they’re the only one who wears pajamas to school and thinks everyone else is a fake, f*cking poser.
@WeirdoBro: You think you’re cool? I wear my pajamas to school and still get straight A’s.
My weirdo friend thinks everyone else is a ‘f*cking poser’ because they wear pants.
My weirdo cousin told the principal ‘I’m not coming to school today. I’m at the mall.'
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A weirdo is someone who spends all their time rating definitions on Urban Dictionary like it’s their full-time job and they’re getting paid in pizza.
@WeirdoQueen: I rated 100 definitions today. My brain is full of weirdness.
My weirdo friend rates definitions so much he got a job at Urban Dictionary.
My cousin rated definitions for 12 hours straight. He now speaks in Urban Dictionary lingo.
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A weirdo is someone who’s so real they’re like a walking f*cking billboard and don’t care if you judge them for eating cereal for dinner.
@WeirdoKing: I eat cereal for dinner. It’s called ‘cereal time’.
My weirdo friend once showed up to class in a cereal box. He said it was ‘cereal fashion’.
My cousin is so real he eats soup out of a cereal box.
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A weirdo is someone who gets called weirdo by everyone else, but that’s just a fancy way of saying they’re cool and everyone else is a f*cking loser.
@WeirdoGang: They called me weirdo? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m cool.
My weirdo friend doesn’t care when people call him weirdo. He just laughs and eats pizza.
My cousin got called weirdo by the whole school. He just said ‘I’m cool, you’re a loser.’
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A weirdo is someone who is weird with another weirdo and thinks that’s the best friendship anyone could ever have.
@WeirdoFriend: I’m weird with my weird friend. We’re the best.
My weirdo friend and I are weird together. It’s called a weird duo.
My weirdo cousin and I are weird in the same weird way. We’re like weird twins.
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