A Weevilton

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A Weevilton is a person who thinks they're perfect and everyone else is a waste of oxygen.
You: I did my math homework. Weevilton: You're still wrong. You're just lucky I don't fail you.
DM: 'You think you're cool? I'm the only one who matters.'
In class: Weevilton says the answer is 42. Teacher says it's 42. Weevilton says, 'See? I was right.'
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A Weevilton is someone who thinks they're the only one who ever gets things right.
At lunch: Weevilton says the cafeteria food is bad. Everyone else eats it. Weevilton says, 'I told you so.'
Text from Weevilton: 'You got the question wrong. Again. I knew it.'
In a group project: Weevilton does all the work and says, 'You're all useless.'
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A Weevilton is like a human calculator who never makes mistakes and hates it when others do.
During a test: Weevilton finishes first. Then says, 'You all are going to fail.'
Text: 'You spelled my name wrong. Again. I'm not even mad.'
In a game: Weevilton wins every round. Then says, 'This game is easy.'
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A Weevilton is a person who thinks they're the smartest and everyone else is a dumbass.
You: I got 80% on the quiz. Weevilton: You're still a failure. I got 100%.
DM: 'You didn't study. You're just lazy.'
In class: Weevilton says the answer is 22. Teacher says 22. Weevilton says, 'I knew it.'
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A Weevilton is someone who never gets anything wrong and will tell you they're right even if they're not.
At lunch: Weevilton says the pizza is bad. Everyone else eats it. Weevilton says, 'I was right.'
Text: 'You didn't do your homework. Again. I told you to do it.'
During a game: Weevilton loses. Then says, 'I just had bad luck.'
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A Weevilton is a person who thinks they're the only one who ever wins and everyone else is a total loser.
You: I got 85% on the test. Weevilton: I got 100%. You're still a failure.
DM: 'You didn't do your math homework. Again. I'm not even mad.'
In class: Weevilton says the answer is 3. Teacher says 3. Weevilton says, 'I knew it.'
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