A Weenie Genie

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A person who turns a regular hand job into a magical, nut-blasting, finger-screaming adventure that makes you want to scream, cry, and thank them.

My weenie genie turned my Monday into a weekend.

She made me feel like I was getting paid for my sins.

He gave me a hand job that made my brain explode.

A guy who gets his rocks off by having long conversations with other guys, and sometimes even ends up in bed with them.

He asked me if I wanted to go get coffee, and I ended up in his bed.

They talked for three hours and then kissed like they were in a movie.

He said he was just being friendly, but I know what he meant.

A weird bump in a girl's jeans that looks like she's got a tiny hard-on in there, and everyone can't stop staring.

She sat down, and everyone in the class saw her bump.

He kept looking at her jeans like he was trying to solve a mystery.

She didn’t even notice, but I did. I’m a guy, what can I say?