a weeks wages

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when you spot a bird so hot it could make a priest lose his holy water and you’d pay a whole week’s cash just to get in their pants
I saw that girl in the coffee shop and I’d pay a weeks wages to sleep with her
That guy at the gym has the body of a god and I’d pay a weeks wages to touch him
My cousin’s ex is so fine I’d pay a weeks wages to get her back
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when a bird is so damn good looking you’d sell your soul and your last pair of socks for a week’s cash just to bang them
That barista at the café looks like a movie star, I’d pay a weeks wages for a date
My neighbor’s son is so hot I’d pay a weeks wages to take him out
I saw a guy in the park and I’d pay a weeks wages to be him for a day
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when you see a bird so good looking you’d rather work two jobs than miss your chance to bang them for a week’s cash
That girl in my class is so hot I’d work two jobs to get her number
My friend’s girlfriend is so fine I’d take a second job to bang her
I saw a guy at the mall and I’d take a second job to be with him
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