a weekend with the parents

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Getting dragged to your parents' house for two whole days of misery.

I swear if my mom brings out the lasagna one more time I'm gonna scream.

My dad thinks Friday night is a good time to watch The Godfather for the 10th time.

I'm not coming home until I can take a shower and eat pizza.

Being forced to live with your parents like they own you.

My mom won't stop nagging me about my grades like I'm still in middle school.

My dad thinks it's a good idea to play monopoly every night.

I can't even watch Netflix without my mom commenting on every show.

A weekend where you're stuck with your parents and their weird habits.

My mom insists on making breakfast at 7 a. m. on Saturday. It's not even a weekend yet.

My dad thinks it's a good idea to play chess every morning. I don't even know the rules.

I had to listen to my mom's stories about her college years. I didn't sign up for that.