Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weed is a cigarette. Not the good kind. It's like the sad cousin of the real weed. People smoke it because they're broke and lazy.

My uncle smokes a weed like it's his last meal.

That weed tastes like burnt hair and regret.

I tried a weed and it made me cry.

2

A weed is a submissive person who gets dragged out of the ground by their hair and yelled at for not growing straight.

That weed got thrown in the pile because it was too dirty.

The farmer yelled at the weed like it owed him money.

The weed was so bad, it got a warning.

3

The WEEDS is a band that plays loud music and probably drinks too much. They started in 1987 and have been annoying people ever since.

The WEEDS played at a dog show and the dogs went crazy.

I saw the WEEDS at a pub and it was loud enough to make my ears bleed.

The WEEDS have been around longer than my mom's bad hair.

4

A weed is a plant that makes you look at a wall for 10 minutes and wonder if it's a tv or just a wall.

I looked at the wall for 10 minutes and it was just a wall.

That weed made me stare at the wall like it was my ex.

I thought the wall was a tv until I realized it wasn't.

5

Weed. Just a fancy name for a drug. People look it up on Urban Dictionary because they're too lazy to just Google it.

I looked up weed on Urban Dictionary and it took me 10 minutes.

Weed is just a drug. No need to overthink it.

Urban Dictionary made me think weed was more complicated than it was.

6

Weed. Some drug that people search up on Urban Dictionary to find different meanings of and waste their time. We know what it is.

I looked up weed and found 10 different meanings. None of them made sense.

Weed is just a drug. People make it complicated.

I searched up weed and got distracted by a cat video.

7

Drug. A fancy word for weed. People think it's something special, but it's just weed.

Drug is just a fancy word for weed. No big deal.

I thought drug was something cool until I tried it.

Drug is just weed. Nothing more.