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A prostitute so ugly she makes your grandma look like a beauty queen
He's fat
He's bald
He's got the face of a used biscuit
a Wayne Rooney
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A fat, bald, scouse wanker who shags old ladies and eats all the pies
He's near
He's far
He's got the face of a used biscuit
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A fat, red-faced, pie-eating, old-lady-shagging, scouse disgrace
He's fat
He's red
He's got the face of a used biscuit
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A talentless, temperamental, pie-eating, old-lady-shagging, scouse wanker
He's fat
He's red
He's got the face of a used biscuit
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A little scouse brat who got beat up by his own teammate in the World Cup
He's fat
He's red
He's got the face of a used biscuit
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A overpaid, arrogant, pie-eating, old-lady-shagging, scouse wanker
He's fat
He's red
He's got the face of a used biscuit
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A scouse wanker who robs your house and shags your nanna
He's fat
He's red
He's got the face of a used biscuit