a wayback

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A old-school crackhead who still shoves that god-awful crack in his mouth like it's the last day on Earth.

My uncle is a wayback. He still does that crack thing every day, even though he's got a beard like a raccoon.

My cousin’s wayback cousin came to visit. He brought a bag of crack and a hat that smelled like a dumpster.

My neighbor is a wayback. He used to be a cop. Now he's just a crackhead with a badge.

The smelly spot behind the backseat of a minivan. Usually full of snacks, vomit, and dreams.

My brother’s wayback smells like a combination of expired pizza and regret.

I once found a dead mouse in my sister’s wayback. It was a full-on horror movie moment.

My mom’s wayback is a museum of old snacks and failed relationships.

Your grandpas, your grandmas, and that weird cousin who came from a country that smells like fish and spices.

My wayback is from Egypt. He still talks like he’s in a pyramid and knows all the secrets of the universe.

My wayback is from Brazil. She brought me a chicken and told me I was her favorite grandchild.

My wayback is from India. He came with a turban, a bag of spices, and a lot of opinions.

When your cock is hiding like it's running from the cops and your balls are like 'what the hell?'

My wayback happened during my first date. I was too nervous and my cock went wayback.

My wayback was during a math test. I was so stressed, my cock went wayback and my brain died.

My wayback happened when my girlfriend yelled at me. My cock went wayback and my heart broke.

A magical box that takes you to the past, but it only works if you have the right password and don't sneeze.

I used the wayback to go back to 2004. It worked, but I sneezed and got sent to 1999 instead.

My wayback broke when I tried to go back to 1995. Now I’m stuck in 2003 with my mom’s old phone.

My wayback is like a time machine, but it doesn’t like me and keeps sending me to random years.

A website that keeps every version of a website, even the ones that look like a toddler drew them.

I used the wayback to find my old school website. It looked like a toddler drew it with a crayon and a hammer.

My wayback saved my old math exam. I got an F, but now I can look at it like it’s a piece of art.

The wayback is like a library for websites. Even the weird ones with blinking text and dancing frogs.

A website that has been keeping websites alive since 2004. It’s like a time cop for the internet.

The wayback has been keeping websites alive since 2004. It’s like a time cop for the internet.

My teacher uses the wayback to find old exams. She says it’s like having a time cop for homework.

The wayback is like a time machine, but for websites. It’s been working since 2004 and still hasn’t died yet.