Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Looks like a tough nut to crack, but once you bite into it, it’s all sugary mush and juice dripping everywhere.

This watermelon is like my ex, tough on the outside, but a mess inside.

I bit into this watermelon and my shirt got ruined. Classic.

My dad eats watermelon like it’s his last meal.

2

When it’s so hot you can’t think straight, and all you want is watermelon, and nothing else.

I ate so much watermelon I forgot my name.

It was 90 degrees and I was eating watermelon like it was my job.

I got a watermelon and I didn’t come back for two hours.

3

You know it’s a fruit. You’ve known it your whole life. Don’t act like you’re surprised.

You know watermelon is a fruit. Don’t even try to deny it.

You’ve been eating watermelon since you were a baby. Stop acting stupid.

You’re a grown man. You know watermelon is a fruit.

4

A British band that plays loud music and sounds like they’re all on a sugar high.

I heard Watermelons and thought it was a fruit having a concert.

This band is called Watermelons and they sound like they’re drunk on juice.

I tried to listen to Watermelons and I just wanted to eat a whole watermelon.

5

Why are you looking up watermelon? Are you stupid or just lazy?

Why are you searching for watermelon? Are you high?

You’re looking up watermelon like it’s a life choice.

You’re searching for watermelon and you’re doing it wrong.

6

Watermelon is cool, and you know it. Stop acting like you hate it.

Watermelon is cool. You know it. Don’t act like you don’t.

Watermelon is cool, and you know it. Just accept it.

Watermelon is cool. You know it. Just shut up about it.

7

Looks green on the outside, but once you cut it, it’s all red and juicy, and sometimes it’s got a bunch of weird stuff inside.

That guy is green on the outside, but he’s a total red flag on the inside.

She’s all eco-friendly, but she’s the one who let the trash pile up.

He’s kind, but he’s got a mean streak, like a watermelon with a secret.