Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total failure who acts like they own the place and everyone else's problems.

Tom spends all day on the couch eating pizza and watching porn. He's a wasteman.

Mark got fired from 3 jobs and still thinks he's a rockstar. Wasteman.

Luke hasn't washed his hair in a month and still thinks he's cool. Wasteman.

2

A person who does nothing but complain and still thinks they're the best.

Danny didn't even finish high school and still claims he's a genius. Wasteman.

Paul takes 2 hours to get ready just to go to the store. Wasteman.

Steve sits in the same chair every day and thinks he's a king. Wasteman.

3

A human being who barely functions and still thinks they're better than everyone.

James eats 5 sandwiches a day and still thinks he's the strongest man alive. Wasteman.

Phil can't even tie his shoes and still thinks he's a legend. Wasteman.

Greg lives in a cardboard box and still thinks he's rich. Wasteman.

4

A man who drinks, takes drugs, and lives like a slug in the same pub every day.

Peter drinks all day and still thinks he's a tough guy. Wasteman.

John hasn't had a job in 10 years and still thinks he's a king. Wasteman.

Carl lives with his dad and still thinks he's a rockstar. Wasteman.

5

A man who runs away from his kids and beats women just to feel important.

Frank left his kids with his mom and still thinks he's a tough guy. Wasteman.

Kevin beats his wife just to feel alive. Wasteman.

Paul doesn't care about his kids and still thinks he's the best. Wasteman.

6

A boy who's so useless he makes the garbage look good.

Tom failed every class and still thinks he's the best. Wasteman.

Luke sits in the corner and still thinks he's a king. Wasteman.

James eats the same food every day and still thinks he's a chef. Wasteman.

7

A person who has no value and still thinks they're the most important.

Mark doesn't even know how to cook and still thinks he's a chef. Wasteman.

Paul spends all his money on video games and still thinks he's rich. Wasteman.

Luke doesn't brush his teeth and still thinks he's a king. Wasteman.