Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a human who uses your time like it's free and your brain like it's broken

You showed up to the party and they didn’t even bring snacks.

They asked you to do their homework and then forgot your name.

You spent an hour explaining why the sky is blue and they still didn’t get it.

2

a person who talks more than they think and thinks less than they speak

They gave a 10-minute speech about their cat and it had no claws.

They started a conversation about the weather and it lasted two hours.

They told you their entire life story before you even said hello.

3

a meat sack that doesn’t know how to shut up or listen

They kept interrupting you like you were a bad DJ.

You tried to tell them a joke and they turned it into a debate.

They talked over your mom’s advice and it was a disaster.

4

a person who makes you question why you ever learned how to breathe

They gave you a 5-minute lecture about how to tie a shoe.

They tried to teach your dog how to read and it just stared.

They told you their opinion on every single thing, even the color of your socks.

5

a human who acts like they’re important and you’re not

They took the last cookie and didn’t even thank you.

They interrupted your favorite song to talk about their day.

They sat in your seat without asking and you had to stand.

6

a person who makes you want to throw them into a lake and let the fish judge them

They said they could beat you at chess and it took 17 moves.

They tried to explain why the moon is made of cheese and it took forever.

They gave you a 3-minute explanation about why they’re late, and it was 10 minutes.