A warm place to cum

A woman who doesn’t know how to have sex and is too lazy to learn. She doesn’t move, doesn’t talk, and feels like she’s doing you a favor just by being there. She’s got a big hole and a remote control.

A woman who treats sex like a job she got stuck with. She doesn’t care if you’re having fun, and she definitely doesn’t care if you’re about to blow your load.

A woman who’s too tired, too lazy, and too used to bad sex to even try. She’s got a big hole and no idea how to make you happy.