A wank

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When you get up and leave for five minutes, like you're doing something important, but it's really just to avoid talking to someone or to check your phone.
I'm gonna wank for five minutes, then I'll come back and pretend I was doing something cool.
She left the room for a wank, then came back and said she was 'thinking' the whole time.
He took a five-minute wank just to avoid answering my question about his pants.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A loud and stupid yell you make when you think you're being clever, but you're really just being an idiot.
'Wank!' I yelled when my friend told a joke I didn't get.
He said 'wank' when I told him I had to clean my room.
I yelled 'wank' when my mom said I had to eat broccoli.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A stupid Pokémon that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just finished a bag of candy and was high on bubblegum.
That Pokémon looks like it was made by a wank who just got hit with a candy bag.
The new Pokémon is so dumb, it's like a wank made it.
I saw that Pokémon and I knew it was a wank.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a guy stands in front of a girl and just jiggles around like he's trying to get her to notice him, and he says 'wank wank' like it's some kind of secret code.
He stood in front of me and said 'wank wank' like he was a secret agent.
My friend did a wank wank in front of the whole class.
He did a wank wank and then walked away like he was cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you have sex, like you're trying to be cool, but it's really just a bunch of loud noises and you don't know what you're doing.
He said he was going to wank, but it was just loud noises and a lot of sweat.
She said she was going to wank, but it was just her and a pillow.
He did a wank and it was just a bunch of loud noises and sweat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A white guy who acts black just to be cool, even though he's wearing bling bling and hitting on girls who are too young to know what bling bling is.
That guy is a wank-wank, and he's hitting on girls who are too young to know what bling bling is.
He's a wank-wank, and he's wearing bling bling like it's a fashion statement.
That guy is a wank-wank, and he's trying to be cool by hitting on 14-year-olds.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're doing your business and you're not doing it right, and it's making you feel like a total failure.
He was wanking and it was just a mess, like he had no idea what he was doing.
She said she was wanking, but it was just a big mess and a lot of sweat.
He did a wank and it was just a big mess and he looked like a total failure.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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