A walking fuck

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A walking fuck is someone who hits your balls with their beauty and makes your brain shut down.
My cousin walks in and I forget how to breathe. That's a walking fuck.
She's so hot, I think I peed my pants. Walking fuck.
He's like a walking fuck, and I'm stuck in traffic next to him.
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A walking fuck is like a giant mess of cum and regret, and it's also the president and his whole messed-up crew.
This guy is a walking fuck, and he’s the president. What the hell?
The whole administration is a walking fuck. I’m tired of all this nonsense.
That walking fuck just turned my life into a disaster.
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A walking fuck is someone who can do a duckwalk while eating a taco and still make you want to punch the sky.
That guy did a duckwalk while eating a taco. He’s a walking fuck.
She walked in, duckwalked, and I almost cried. Walking fuck.
He’s a walking fuck and still managed to ruin my day.
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A walking fuck is when a girl is on top of a guy like a cowgirl, and it’s the best kind of chaos.
She climbed on top of him like a cowgirl. That’s a walking fuck.
At the party, she was a walking fuck, and everyone watched.
He was getting fucked like a cowgirl, and I was jealous.
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