a walk with the goat man

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A random meeting with some weird guy who smells like old socks and cheese that changes your whole life, like you end up homeless or you start a band or you decide to eat pizza for breakfast.

I met the goat man at the park and now I live in a van.

He told me I was destined for greatness and now I work at a pizza place.

I followed him home and now I’m his sidekick.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you bump into a guy who has goats and he makes you feel like you're going to die, but then you get a new job or a new love or a new reason to hate Mondays.

I bumped into the goat man and now I work at a goat farm.

He screamed at me and now I’m famous.

He gave me a goat and now I have a goat.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A weird event where you walk with a guy who has goats and it turns your whole life upside down, like you quit your job or you moved to Alaska or you started eating goats for breakfast.

I walked with the goat man and now I live in Alaska.

He made me eat a goat and now I’m a goat lover.

I walked with him and now I’m a goat farmer.

by Slangipedia 5d ago