Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When God threw the brains out and walked off like he was never there.

My dog walked off after I told him he was ugly.

My mom walked off when I told her I was moving out.

My math teacher walked off when I said I didn’t know how to divide.

2

To leave so fast you forget to breathe and stop talking like you’re dead.

He walked off after I called him a chicken.

She walked off when I said her hair was ugly.

My brother walked off when I told him he was a bad dancer.

3

A fashion show where models strut around like they own the place and the clothes don’t matter.

That model walked off like she was the queen of the universe.

He walked off the runway like he had never seen a shoe before.

She walked off like she had just won a million dollars.

4

When your boner is floating in a bathtub and a fly lands on it and you rip the wings off and it just walks around your weenie.

My boner was floating and a fly landed on it and I ripped its wings off.

I had a boner in the bathtub and a fly landed on it and I took its wings.

My boner was in the bathtub and a fly landed on it and I took its wings off.

5

A contest where models walk around like they’re the best and the judges are just there to look good.

That model walked around like she was the best in the world.

He walked around like he was the king of the runway.

She walked around like she had just won the lottery.

6

A dirty way to get yourself off with a fly, a bath, and a little pain.

I used a fly and a bath to get myself off.

I took a fly’s wings off and put it on my weenie.

I had a fly in the bathtub and it made me cum.

7

A weird way to get yourself off by putting a fly in a bathtub and letting it walk around your weenie.

I put a fly in the bathtub and it made me cum.

I had a fly walking around my weenie in the bathtub.

I put a fly on my weenie in the bathtub and it made me blow my load.