A wah wah

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A big fat cry from a crybaby who thinks the sky is falling. It goes like 'wah-wah' and gets sadder each time, like a broken record that won't stop playing.
'Wah-wah!' he yelled when his mom said no to pizza for dinner.
'Wah-WAH!' she screamed as she tripped over her own feet.
He did a full 'Wah-WAH!' when his dog ate his homework.
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You throw this at someone who's too soft and cries at the drop of a hat. It's like giving a baby a slap and calling it a timeout.
'You're a wimp! A WAH-WAH!' she yelled at him after he got a B on his math test.
He called her a 'WAH-WAH' after she cried when her ice cream fell on the floor.
She threw him a 'WAH-WAH' after he said he was gonna die from a paper cut.
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A lady who casts spells and tells people what's wrong with them. She also works for the postman, which is a total flex.
'The WAH-WAH said you're gonna fail math next week.'
'WAH-WAH told me my crush is a total loser.'
She said, 'WAH-WAH says you're gonna get a bad grade on your project.'
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You make this sound when someone says something so dumb it makes you want to scream. You drag the last 'wah' out like you're dying.
'Wah-wah!' he said after his friend told a joke about a chicken wearing pants.
'WAH!' she yelled after her friend said the sky was pink.
He did a 'Wah-WAH!' after his friend said cats were the best.
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A messed-up pedal that makes your guitar sound like a sad trombone. It's like the pedal is high on life and doesn't want to stop.
'That wah pedal is a total mess!' he said.
She yelled, 'Your WAH pedal is broken!'
He called it a 'Wah-WAH pedal' because it wouldn't stop.
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A song from George Harrison about how his band mates were giving him a hard time. It's like he was in a relationship and it ended badly.
'I had to listen to WAH-WAH every day.'
'He said WAH-WAH was his favorite song.'
She said, 'WAH-WAH is the saddest song ever!'
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A cool guitar effect that makes your guitar sound like it's crying. You hit the pedal and it makes your song sound like it has feelings.
'That wah pedal is so cool!' he said.
She yelled, 'WAH-WAH makes my guitar sound awesome!'
He said, 'WAH-WAH is the best part of my song.'
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