a visit from uncle chronic

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you start smoking weed without thinking about it, and chronic is your uncle who shows up like he's never been late in his life

My mom just let my uncle in, and I'm already high. No plan. No shame.

Chronic walked in like he owned the place. I had no idea what was happening.

I was eating cereal and suddenly I was smoking. Uncle Chronic is the worst.

you light up without thinking, and your uncle chronic just shows up like he was never late before

I was on the phone, and my uncle just dropped in. I didn’t even light the joint yet.

Chronic showed up while I was still eating pizza. No warning. No mercy.

I didn’t even have my phone out, and my uncle was already smoking.

you smoke weed on a whim, and your uncle chronic just shows up like he’s been waiting for this all day

I was cleaning my room and suddenly I was high. My uncle just walked in like it was normal.

I didn’t even know I had weed out. My uncle came in and I was already stoned.

I was eating chips, and my uncle just dropped in and we both started smoking.

you just smoke without thinking, and your uncle chronic shows up like he’s been waiting for this all week

I was on the computer, and my uncle walked in like he knew I was going to smoke.

I didn’t even know I had a joint out. My uncle just showed up and we started smoking.

I was about to go to bed, and my uncle walked in like he was the main event.

you light up without a plan, and your uncle chronic shows up like he was never late in his life

I was watching TV, and my uncle just walked in. I didn’t even know I had a joint.

I was eating a sandwich, and my uncle just showed up and we started smoking.

I didn’t even have my phone out, and my uncle just dropped in and we got high.

you just smoke on a whim, and your uncle chronic shows up like he was never late in his life

I was on my phone, and my uncle just walked in. I didn’t even have a joint out.

I was eating cereal, and my uncle just dropped in and we started smoking.

I was about to leave, and my uncle showed up like he was never late.