A virgin move

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Something so stupid only Ellen or em would do
Ellen tried to text me using her feet
em posted a TikTok of them eating cereal at 3 a. m.
Ellen sent a group message to 12 people saying 'I love you'
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A move so bad it makes your brain hurt
em tried to dance in a closet and broke the door
Ellen texted me a 10-page essay about pizza
em wore socks to school and nobody knew why
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Something so simple only Ellen or em could mess it up
Ellen tried to make a sandwich and used a spoon
em tried to play chess and just drew on the board
Ellen used a ladder to text me from the ceiling
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A move so dumb it should be illegal
em tried to talk to a dog using a megaphone
Ellen wore a hat made of spaghetti
em sent a text to the whole school saying 'I am a god'
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Something so weird it gives you nightmares
Ellen tried to sleep in a toaster
em texted me a song made of emojis
Ellen tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it exploded
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A move so bad it should be a punishment
em tried to run a marathon wearing socks and a hat
Ellen texted me in all caps for 2 hours straight
em tried to sing in a shower and it echoed like a scream
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