Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who hasn't even touched a pizza with their face let alone someone else's face

You’re still a virgin? You haven’t even tried to eat pizza with your eyes closed!

My cousin’s a virgin and he still thinks a pizza is just for eating.

My mom said I’d be a virgin until I turned 20. I’m 21 and still haven’t kissed anyone.

2

A person so clueless they think being a virgin means they’re royalty

My friend said he’s a virgin because he’s never been touched by a human being. He’s 22.

She still thinks being a virgin is like being a king or queen.

My brother’s a virgin and still thinks he’s a king of the castle.

3

A person who’s so clueless they think they’re in a documentary about the last man on Earth

My friend thinks he’s the last man on Earth because he’s still a virgin.

She’s so clueless she thinks being a virgin is like being a superhuman.

My cousin still thinks he’s the last man on Earth and still hasn’t kissed anyone.

4

A person who hasn’t even looked at a person and thought, 'I want to touch them'

He hasn’t even looked at a person and thought about touching them.

My friend hasn’t even thought about touching someone else.

I still haven’t looked at anyone and thought about touching them.

5

A person who thinks sex is like eating a whole pizza by themselves

He still thinks sex is like eating a whole pizza by himself.

She still thinks sex is like eating a whole pizza by herself.

My brother still thinks sex is like eating a whole pizza alone.

6

A person who still thinks a virgin is a type of cheese

He still thinks a virgin is a type of cheese.

My friend thinks a virgin is like a type of cheese.

She still thinks a virgin is like a type of cheese.

7

A person who still thinks a virgin is a needle you get from a drug dealer

He still thinks a virgin is a needle from a drug dealer.

My friend still thinks a virgin is a needle from a drug dealer.

She still thinks a virgin is a needle from a drug dealer.