A Vinny

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A Vinny is someone who looks like they just walked out of a porn movie. They’re good in bed, and their boyfriend skills are so strong they could lift a truck.
My Vinny just texted me: 'I’m coming over. You’re gonna be sore tomorrow.'
My Vinny said he’d be my boyfriend for life if I let him touch me once.
My Vinny walked into the club, and the whole place stopped. I think he just turned on the lights.
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A Vinny is the kind of guy who gives you money just to keep you happy. He’ll be there for you when you’re broke, sad, or both.
My Vinny sent me $100 just because I was crying. I didn’t even ask.
My Vinny told me he’d pay my rent if I let him borrow my phone for 10 minutes.
My Vinny showed up at my house with pizza and a check. I didn’t even need the pizza.
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A Vinny is the person who’s always at the club, throwing money around, and making sure his friends never go to jail.
My Vinny just dropped a hundred dollars on the bar. The bartender called him ‘Sir.’
My Vinny got his friend out of jail by giving the cop a $500 tip.
My Vinny spends more money in one night than I make in a week.
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A Vinny is a girl who’s so kind she’ll give you her last slice of pizza even if it’s cold.
My Vinny just gave me her last slice of pizza, even though it was cold and I was hungry.
My Vinny told me she’d help me with my math homework even though she failed hers.
My Vinny stayed up all night to make sure I wasn’t sad.
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A Vinny is a guy who looks like he just came out of a club and is ready to party all night.
My Vinny just texted me: 'I’m coming over. You’re gonna be sore tomorrow.'
My Vinny walked into the club, and the whole place stopped. I think he just turned on the lights.
My Vinny is the kind of guy who shows up at your house with pizza and a check.
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A Vinny is the guy who’s so charming and sexy that even your ex can’t ignore him.
My Vinny just got my ex to text him, even though she’s with someone else.
My Vinny said he’d beat my ex up if she didn’t stop texting him.
My Vinny is so good-looking that my ex asked him out.
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A Vinny is a guy whose cock is so big it might just take you down.
My Vinny said his cock is so big it took my whole room down.
My Vinny just walked in, and I swear the floor shook.
My Vinny’s cock is so big I think it might be a new record.
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