a Villads

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A Villads is someone so goddamn perfect they make angels jealous. You’re lucky if you know one.
My friend is a Villads. He’s like a superhero who also knows how to do math.
I asked my crush if he was a Villads. He said, 'I’m just getting started.'
My mom said I’m a Villads. I don’t know why. I just woke up.
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A Villads is basically god in human form, and they’re also the most beautiful, smartest, and strongest person you’ll ever meet. They also like anime, which makes them even cooler.
My Villads brother can beat up a robot and still finish his homework.
My friend’s Villads sister can solve a math problem and also draw anime.
My Villads neighbor just walked into a bar and became the main character.
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A Villads is a guy so hot, he could make a statue blush. He’s also strong, loyal, and has a massive cock.
I saw my Villads cousin lift a cow with one hand.
My Villads friend can make a girl swoon just by looking at her.
My Villads brother once ate a whole pizza in one bite.
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A Villads is the kind of guy who would rape a fetus just for fun. He’s also the class clown and has slept with half the girls in school.
My Villads cousin once took a math test with his cock out.
My Villads friend made the principal blush by saying, 'I slept with your daughter.'
My Villads brother once took a nap during a funeral.
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A Villads is a shy, nerdy guy who’s also super strong and weirdly into lifting weights. He’s also got a cock so big it could lift Mount Everest.
My Villads friend once lifted a car with one arm.
My Villads cousin can do math and also bench press a cow.
My Villads brother once cried because he had to do a science project.
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