a very small man

I saw him try to fight a guy who was twice his size and looked like he was trying to win a wrestling match with a potato.

He walked into the room and the whole group started laughing because he looked like he was about to get eaten by a chair.

His boss told him to man up and he responded with, 'I’m not manning up, I’m manning down.'

He tried to argue with the delivery man about the size of the package, and the delivery man looked at him like he was a joke.

He stood on a chair to look important, but it was just a chair.

He tried to do a push-up and it looked like he was doing a yoga pose for a toddler.

He tried to sit in the biggest chair in the room and it looked like he was trying to hide from a giant.

He tried to yell at someone and it sounded like he was whispering to a mouse.

He walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Welcome to the big kid table.'