a very long word that is very long⛢

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A word so long it could give you a headache and a side of nausea
This word is longer than my ex's lies
I tried to say it and my tongue got stuck
It’s like a sentence that’s also a word
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A word that makes you question why anyone ever invented it
Why does this word exist? Who needs this?
This word is a crime against humanity
It's like the English teacher's revenge
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A word that takes longer to say than it takes to finish your lunch
I said it and my lunch was already gone
It took me five minutes to say it
This word is slower than my mom's Wi-Fi
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A word that could be a full paragraph if it had legs
This word is like a paragraph that walks
It’s a word that could write its own book
If this word had legs, it would be a paragraph on a walk
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A word that’s so long it might have a side job as a wall
This word is like a wall that also talks
It’s so long it could block traffic
I swear this word is a wall with a mouth
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A word that’s longer than your patience on a Monday
This word is longer than my patience on a Monday
It’s like a Monday that also speaks
I gave up halfway through saying it
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