A Vermont pool

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A cumshot that’s been drowned in syrup like it’s a kid in a lake. You drink it with a beer and hope it doesn’t come back to haunt you.
My cousin’s Vermont pool is so thick, I could walk on it.
I drank a Vermont pool and it tasted like regret and breakfast food.
My roommate tried to make one and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
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When you spill your cum into syrup and drink it like it’s the last drink before you die.
I took a Vermont pool and it felt like I was drinking my sins.
My Vermont pool was so bad, I had to take a shower twice.
I called my mom after a Vermont pool and she said I was acting like a raccoon.
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A cum and syrup combo that tastes like your worst hangover, and you drink it with a beer because you’re desperate.
I had a Vermont pool and it was like my brain was on fire.
My Vermont pool was so strong, it woke up my dog.
I took a Vermont pool and it felt like I’d been hit by a syrup truck.
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