A Velcro bitch

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A Velcro bitch is the ultimate clingy monster. They attach themselves to you like a f***ing burr and won't let go no matter how hard you try.

I haven't even talked to you in a week and you're already texting me at 2 a. m.

You're still my significant other even though we've never met in real life.

You changed your relationship status to 'in a relationship' before I even said yes.

A Velcro bitch is someone who thinks they're in love with you just because you said hi once.

You said 'hi' in the grocery store and now you're my soulmate.

You're still my boyfriend even though we've never kissed.

You've been messaging me every day for a month and you still don't know my name.

A Velcro bitch is like a f***ing leech. They latch on and won't let go, even if you're clearly not interested.

You're still my girlfriend even though I've blocked you on every app.

You text me every day even though I've never responded.

You're in a relationship with me even though I don't know who you are.

A Velcro bitch is someone who claims you're their person before you've even finished your first sentence.

You're my person even though I still don't know your name.

You've been messaging me every day for a week and you still don't know what I do for a living.

You're my boyfriend even though we've never met in real life.

A Velcro bitch is like a f***ing spider. They weave a web around you and you can't get out no matter how hard you try.

You're my boyfriend even though I've never seen your face.

You've been texting me every day for a month and you still don't know my name.

You're still in a relationship with me even though I've blocked you on every app.

A Velcro bitch is someone who thinks they're your person just because you said 'hello' once.

You're my person even though I don't know your name.

You've been texting me every day for a week and you still don't know what I do for a living.

You're still in a relationship with me even though I've never met you in real life.