A veiwing

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A fancy way to spell View, but also what you get when an artist thinks their work is the best thing since sliced bread and they can't stand anyone else's opinion.
My art is so good, it's like a veiwing from heaven.
He painted a veiwing of his own face and called it a masterpiece.
She took a veiwing of her cat and said it was worth a million dollars.
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The meaty part of a woman's outfit that makes men drool and forget they have to go to work.
That shirt shows off a veiwing so good, I almost got fired.
He stared at her veiwing the whole time, like it was a movie.
My cousin's veiwing is so big, it has its own zip code.
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A song so loud and awesome, it could wake the dead and make your dog dance in the middle of the street.
I heard that veiwing and immediately wanted to join a band.
That song is a veiwing, and I'm not just saying that because I'm high.
My mom listened to that veiwing and started singing along like she was in a rock concert.
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When a guy is so lazy, he lies under the coffee table and lets his wife take a dump on top of him like he's a mattress.
He's been a veiwing for three days straight and still hasn't moved.
That guy is a veiwing, and his wife is the best part of it.
He was a veiwing so long, the coffee table got a new life out of it.
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