Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who is so dumb they think a carrot is a brain and a zucchini is a new kind of curse.

My cousin is a veggie. He still thinks pizza is a vegetable.

My teacher called me a veggie because I failed math.

The guy at the bus stop is a veggie. He eats dirt for breakfast.

2

A nickname for someone who looks like a rotting vegetable, or someone who stuffs veggies up their butt and calls it a lifestyle.

My mom is a veggie. Her hair looks like a moldy potato.

That kid in class is a veggie. He wears glasses and thinks he's Einstein.

My dog is a veggie. He eats grass and stares at the wall.

3

Like a furry, but for plants. You wear leaf headgear and talk to your broccoli like it's your ex.

My friend is a veggie. He wears a hat made of lettuce.

She’s a veggie. She has a whole collection of radishes.

That guy at the park is a veggie. He talks to his tomato.

4

A person who eats plants and thinks meat is a sin. They also think you’re a sinner if you don’t like kale.

My sister is a veggie. She won’t eat chicken unless it’s on a salad.

That guy at the gym is a veggie. He drinks green smoothies for breakfast.

My dad is a veggie. He thinks pizza is just a sneaky meat trap.

5

A group of vegetables. Like a bunch of veggies hanging out and judging your life choices.

My class is full of veggies. They all passed math and I failed.

That family is all veggies. They eat salads and hate meat.

My grandma’s group of veggies meet every Sunday to gossip about tomatoes.

6

A wedgie that hits your jewels so hard it feels like a salad was thrown at you.

My brother got a veggie at school. He screamed like a baby.

I gave my sister a veggie. She cried and went to the nurse.

That kid got a veggie from the teacher. He ran out of the room crying.

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A person who eats plants and thinks meat is the devil. They also think you’re a sinner if you don’t like kale.

My friend is a veggie. She won’t eat chicken unless it’s on a salad.

That guy at the gym is a veggie. He drinks green smoothies for breakfast.

My dad is a veggie. He thinks pizza is just a sneaky meat trap.