a Vashti

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A woman so pretty it hurts. She walks in and everyone forgets how to breathe. She’s smart as hell but can’t remember where she put her keys or her bra.
Vashti showed up to class wearing only a towel and a smirk.
She aced the test but left her lunch in the trash.
She called me from the gym and asked if I knew where her phone was.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A woman so beautiful she made the king lose his mind. But she had the guts to say no to his crazy demands. She’s basically the first feminist and a legend in pants.
Vashti refused to wear a banana on her head at the party.
She told the king to shut up and left the room.
She’s the reason we have women’s rights today.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The absolute best. Like a perfect pizza with extra cheese and a side of insults.
Vashti showed up and everyone else was just background noise.
She called me and said, 'You’re the worst, but I still love you.'
She got 100% on the test and still managed to text me during it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A crazy lady who can’t remember anything. Like she forgot she was wearing pants and walked out of school.
Vashti pulled a Vashti and forgot her homework again.
She tried to tell the teacher she was sick but she was wearing pajamas at 10 AM.
She said she was going to the store but came back with a pizza.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When your pants are so tight they feel like they’re being pulled out of your butt by a goat.
Vashti got a wedgie so bad she started crying in math class.
She walked into the hallway and everyone laughed at her.
She tried to sit down and it felt like a war.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Idiots who think the moon is weird. Like they’ve never seen it before and it’s giving them existential dread.
Vashti called the moon a ‘weird emoji’ and said it didn’t belong in the text.
She asked why the moon was there and said it was ‘too much’.
She tried to send a message and put the moon emoji in the middle of a sentence.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Short. Like a kid. Like a kid who still thinks they’re a baby.
Vashti is shorter than my dog and still thinks she’s a kid.
She walked into the room and looked like she was lost in a giant world.
She tried to reach the top shelf and it was a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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