Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A massive hug that feels like getting tackled by a wall. You might get squished like a bug and stuck for minutes.

I got a Vanny so hard I couldn't breathe for five minutes.

He ran at me like a lunatic and wrapped me in a bear hug.

She gave me a Vanny so tight I thought I was gonna pass out.

2

A girl who’s loud, smart, and always laughs at your dumb jokes. She loves potato salad more than you love your mom.

Vanny ate my whole potato salad and didn’t even say thank you.

She laughed so hard at my joke I thought she'd cry.

She told my crush he was a total idiot and he loved it.

3

A goat nickname for someone who’s a pain in the ass but still kind of cool. You’d follow them to the ends of the Earth.

Vanny is a goat who talks nonsense and still makes sense.

She called me a retard and I still followed her.

I’d go to the moon with her if she asked.

4

A supermodel on Instagram who hides their body because they’re too busy being perfect and ignoring your messages.

Vanny blocked me because I asked if they were a boy or a girl.

They posted 20 photos and still didn’t answer my DMs.

They’re so hot I’d kiss their face if they’d stop ignoring me.

5

A psycho rabbit who kills people and loves Glitchtrap more than she loves her own life. She’s also a total simp.

Vanny killed my brother and said it was for Glitchtrap.

She cried when Glitchtrap laughed at her joke.

She tried to murder me and then asked for a hug.

6

A magical word from ancient India that means you’re getting super inspired and want to do something stupid.

Vanny hit me and I started drawing a spaceship.

I got Vanny and immediately yelled at my teacher.

She said Vanny and I ran out of the room screaming.

7

A short way to say Vanessa, because no one wants to say that long word.

Vanny’s easier to say than Vanessa.

My friend’s name is Vanessa but we call her Vanny.

Vanny is my best friend and I love her.