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A Vanessa is a celebrity who talks tough and acts perfect in front of the cameras, but deep down they know their real life is a mess. They’re like a lying dog who knows they’re about to get kicked.
Just watched a Vanessa interview. She said she’s never had a drink in her life. I know she’s lying. She’s got a wine bottle under her desk.
Vanessa’s latest tweet: ‘I’m so happy, I’m gonna cry.’ I’m sure she’s crying from the pain of her own lies.
Vanessa just got caught eating a whole pizza at midnight. She’s gonna deny it. I’ve seen her do it before.